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Sell your house to a robot

The bot runs the numbers in about a minute. You negotiate from your couch

Will the bot pay more than a human? Only one way to find out

  • Free to ask
  • No obligation
  • No showings
Watch the bot print as you type

Will a robot pay more than a human investor?

Honest answer? Nobody knows until they see your house. Not us, and not the guy with the clipboard either

Here's what we do know. The bot doesn't need a kitchen-table meeting and never pulls the "let me check with my partner" move. It runs the numbers the second you hit send, puts a real cash offer on the table, and lets you negotiate right there in the chat

So ask the bot, and push back if you like. The only bad move is never finding out what the robot would have paid

Find out what the bot says

The usual investor

$???,???

After a walkthrough, a sales pitch, and a "let me talk to my partner"

The bot

$???,???

After about 60 seconds of questions. Then counter, accept, or walk away

Three steps. Zero kitchen-table meetings

  1. Tell the bot about your house

    Your address, a few details, and how soon you'd like to move. It takes about a minute and you don't need photos

  2. Get the bot's number on the spot

    It runs your answers through our buying rules and puts a cash offer on the table, subject to a quick comps check and an inspection. If your house needs a human look, you'll hear back within 24 hours

  3. Counter, accept, or walk away

    Negotiate right in the chat. Agree on a number and the bot sends one of its human employees to handle the paperwork and your closing date. Not feeling it? Say no thanks. The bot doesn't do guilt trips

Haggle with a human, or deal with a robot?

Same result: your house sold for cash. Here's how the old routine stacks up against the bot

The usual investor compared with the bot
The usual investorThe bot
Getting a numberBooks a walkthrough, then gets back to youPuts a number on the table in about a minute
HoursWeekdays, maybe SaturdayTakes requests 24/7, holidays included
Visits to get an offerUsually two or threeNone
NegotiatingAcross your kitchen table, with a clipboardBy chat, from your couch, at your pace
The partner move"Let me check with my partner"No partner. The math is the math
Who's in chargeA guy with a clipboardThe bot. Its human employees do the paperwork
PressureThis deal is only good todaySay yes, no, or not yet
Nice house, big loanUsually walks awayCan talk terms to get you closer to your price
Closing dateWhatever suits themWhatever suits you

The usual investor is a composite of the old-school haggle routine, not any one company

The bot has seen it all, and it doesn't judge

Ugly, inherited, rented out, or perfectly fine. If your situation is on this list, the bot wants to hear about it

  • Inherited a house

    Paperwork, a full garage, and a family group chat with opinions. The bot keeps the sale simple

  • It needs big repairs

    Roof, foundation, or a kitchen from 1974. Sell it the way it is and let someone else swing the hammer

  • Tired of being a landlord

    Tenants, turnovers, and 2 a.m. calls about the water heater. Hand the keys to a robot

  • Behind on payments

    When the calendar matters, a fast and certain number helps you weigh your options

  • Moving for work

    New job, new city, no time for months of showings and open houses

  • Divorce or a big life change

    One clean, simple sale so everyone can move forward

The bot only posts real reviews

No stock photos, no "Linda from Ohio" who doesn't exist. Reviews go up here after real closings. Until then, here's what the bot is actually doing, straight from its log

Sell to the bot and you could be one of the first reviews people read here

Get the bot's offer on your house

Bot live log

Bot is online. First offers print here

Real numbers. Updated every minute

Questions humans ask

Still curious? The fastest answer is your own number

Ask the bot for an offer

Go ahead. Ask the robot

Worst case, you learn what a cash buyer would pay without a single showing. Best case, you pick a closing date and never paint that hallway